Sunday, February 27, 2011

thousand word compo.



it bettter be worth it. i think it's at least a thousand words..2 pages of 18x20 and 2 of 19x20...go figure.

first of all, don't say you hate me/i'm a mugger from writing so much okay! one compo took me one day...i know, i'm very good at wasting time.

time wasting...yellow card!




sorry...kinda high now. for no reason whatsoever. even though i know i'm screwed when school starts (because it's epic test week), i don't seem to care.


back to black then.

oh yes, if you don't know my tumblr, it's foreverpin.tumblr.com
go gogo! click it. yes. good job, high-five.


roast beef for dinner! i shall post pics next time. the camera was bitchy just now lor! i kept trying to take some nice pretty flowers but then it screwed up because i couldn't adjust the aperture, shutter speed or the iso! iso was like 80, then aperture was like f2.8, and the shutter speed was 2. 2 seconds. of course it blurred.

ahh my parents are back. i feel guilty for not going down with them to wallllllllllllk. ahh. i'm such a bad son.

carling cup final tonight! come on, arsenal, we will beat birmingham and end our trophy drought. at last.


ok i go le. time to go take pic of the beeeeeeeef. be seeing ya.




up the gunners.

decide what to do.


it feels like a long time coming home.


it is.



okay.

goal for today : finish up EI, do one english article, do the zuowen i got for tuition hw..

it's gonna be a long long day. study phy tmr ba.

and math...hai. i don't know how to do.


it's so hot...even after i shower i feel itchy. this is bad.


this is a bad post, i'm off.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

1; Natural Selection.



Rain sloshed around his feet. But he kept his guard up, as he moved stealthily around the corners, up the flooded pathway and stepped into the building. There was a clock. A red one, with all the trimmings. He glanced upwards.

Thunder struck, and the city disappeared. Tom awoke with a start. Pulling his covers around him, he snuggled warmly into the bed. Somehow, the room seemed to reek, smelling of tobacco and...pizza crusts. Something scurried by, knocking over the bottle of vodka he had set on the floor. Tom swore. But he didn't attempt to get up to set the bottle back upright. He'd let the rat drink all it wanted and he'd find it and kill it in the morning. He slept.

Nine thousand miles away, it was not raining. No, it was sunny. The french riviera had been kept dry by the atlantic currents which drove the clouds south, giving Amy something to think about. She lay back against the grass, and pictured a camera in her hands. She world snap pictures, encasing the moment in digital colour. Never had an electronic device been so captivating. Besides, the moment would probably be one of the better moments of her life; beside her, Phil lay with his hand across his chest, snoring. The faded colours of that reebok shirt never looked better on anyone else. She smilled to herself, flipped her scarlet locks back, and watched the sun.

endless.


spiral into delusion.


haha, so this is what you get for posting photos on facebook. 208 emails in one shot. and it's still going up.

well, at least it makes me feel loved. and love is good. it makes people happy. it brings people together. and we can make the world a better place.


to do that, we must increase sashimi supply so that the prices will drop, so we can eat more.



long day today. tmr's gonna be even longer. need to do loads of things tonight..

just now did some hw in the morning, then had lunch, studied a bit of phy. and then went tuition..at simei. my first tuition in like 2 years. duh it's chinese..but so strange! i think it's okay ba..and there's only 3 of us. i think i'm the most fail there...they both RI/RGS de. sooooooooo weird.

then came back, dinnered, then cut nails and flyyyyyyy to guitar. so epic, they were talking about random crap, like getting married. apparently all girls should ditch education and go marry some rich old guy, then when he dies you get all the money! that's some skilled life plan. and it'll work. definitely.

but guys sad la, we have to study and study and study and study. then got NS. i think i'm gonna die. unless i lose like 10 kg next year. here we go again..


i need to talk to hardik! where the hell is he..


oh well, time to go. need to go sleepz, and find out how to do math journal. totally clueless, man. ask shree ba, that woman got blue form for handing in early...


adieu.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

meet the trees.



this is alice, and this is bob.

-insert stick figures here-

here, alice wants to send a love message to bob. however, she doesn't directly give it to him. so, using quantum bits, or QuBits (cubits), we attach the message into the cubits, which then teleport to bob, and the message will be sent to bob because his cubits will bind with the cubits from alice, freeing the message.

what?

that's their analogy on quantum teleportation. i was like, why can't alice just give the damn message to bob?

seriously, catch no balls, man. too cheem le.


oh yes, then there's one on the p27kip1 gene. and the hes1 protein complex...forget it haha.

seriously, is this what we're going to be doing in the future? so sad. it's so mugger! makes everyone hate you haha.

research congress is at least over. i missed all 2h of bio, went for like 5mins only xP in the end there were tons of leftover goodie bags, so me and adrian steal. like we went shopping like that lol.

and this is what happened.




yes. but i think i'll have to clean up the class tmr. it's damn dirty now. loads of trash and random papers lying around. never mind, there's 3h to do it..or i'll just end up doing bio prac.


my knee's been tight the whole day, it's still a tad uncomfy. but i want to play! need to exercise more, and the morning's awesome. tmr will be average i suppose. it doesn't even feel like a thursday! it doesn't feel like any day...just some weirdly empty day.

haha ace was careers. hopefully mine will be something musical or something IT. i think i'll just call adrian for a job in future, he'll like set up his own epic firm or something haha.


wore the wrong pants again..
must go change. it's so freaking warm.


and then we played cards. jm hates me now, and i hate jen, because he keeps bidding super high then call me. suicide. and chee hates us all because he took forever to win. but he still won. and he said something vastly wrong.

Chee : I come with force! -slams card down on table-

do you get it? you should, or else you're too pure xD


ok that's enough. time to off com and go do work. crap, math journal is due next week! but actually i don't think wanghaibin cares. as long as you hand in can le.



This night is sparkling, don't you get it go
I'm wonderstruck, crashing out the window
I'll spend forever, wondering if you knew,
I was enchanted to meet you.



Wednesday, February 23, 2011

hey,

my name is joe xD



well, today's been a tiring day. you know that point you reach when everything just feels too much? it's like, the weather's freaking hot, you're uncomfortable, the table's messy, the class is messy, you don't care what the teacher is saying, you don't want to anymore. then it's like you literarily go crazy and start babbling nonsense and making weird noises. yes, that's how it is.

pe was okay i suppose. we ran. i was one of the last..but i didn't stop. which i'm quite proud of. napfa is like only a few weeks away, gg! must go train..but no motivation..


oh yes, it's no pants day in taiwan. the world is weird.

oh yes, what is happening in libya? i don't want to find out, cos there's nothing i can do, then i'll feel bad. they're killing people again. what the hell is wrong with them? seriously..

Q : What is wrong with the world?
A : People.


but then, you also have,


Q : What is beautiful about the world?
A : People.



amazing, isn't it.


tonight, everything just feels wrong. it's like super hot, and i'm not in the mood to do anything. and i'm not sure what i should be doing! bloody hell. maybe it's the pants i'm wearing.

heck, i shall celebrate no pants day with them!



just kidding.

Monday, February 21, 2011

i feel so hopeless,


like i can't do anything.

it's so depressing. especially when nothing goes right. i mean, it's like you want things to turn out a certain way. sometimes it's just halfway. and i don't know if that's good or died.

bad. not died.


i think i'm just asking for too much ><

they postponed the phy test. also, our bio quiz is now next week, so we'll die next week. but hopefully won't be that bad ba. now my week is like :

tuesday : physics consultation? hopefully.
wednesday (thur timetable) : nothing.
thur (wed timetable ) : research congress, chinese test. oh yes no dv this week. shiok.
friday : photo duty, and something else...

so scary.


then next week : phy test, bio quiz, chem quiz. i mean, wth..


i think my econs article is screwed. as usual. i look forward to tmr morning. mornings are nice. and there's mentoring, which is slack xP

then after that physics, and then bay. gosh gosh gosh.

talent search. they want to join haha. i mean my class. it's so botched.


whatever that means.


i'm so tired, even though i'm not doing anything. it's so warm. why they postpone the bio quiz...now force me to go do the EI. screwed, my article is screwed.


i still want that bread pudding and the awesome cookies and cream. cravings.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

par-par-parparpar.


can't be bothered with physics anymore :/


there's school tmr. which could be good. ahh. it's gonna be a busy week.

anyway, just had dinner with some random uncles. one of them got knocked down by a deer. lol that's damn cool. in my book, that's the kind of people you want to have around to dinner parties xD


monday : research congress rehearsal. mum.
tuesday : phy test. gg
wednesday : cell bio quiz
thursday : research congress, chinese test!
friday : noooooooooooooooooooo i have assembly duty! gonna die. jm, you hoe!

whatever that means.


it's dangerous to use words without knowing what they mean you know. you could get arrested.








singularity is cool.

it takes us until sunday to find out, that


physics is effed.


actually that's a major understatement. but i'm just worried about the test. heck assignments.

whatever i go eat byebye.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

quizzzz.




Fill out this fun Controversial Issues Survey and then share it with your friends on facebook, myspace or anywhere else.

Do you think that gay marriage should be legal?
hell yeahh. i support that all the wayyy.

Do you think that gays should be allowed to seve in the military?
no one should have to serve in the military. it's bad. people die.

What do you think about people who don't believe in god?
they will have a more epic sense of imagination about what is up there ^^

Are you pro life or pro choice?
what's that...

Do you think we should test on animals?
no. how would you feel if someone grabbed you and injected some crap which made you purple into you?! plus, the english compre we did last year says it doesn't work. so yeah.

How do you feel about illegal immigration?
it's only a problem in the US i guess.

Do you think it is ethical to do stem cell research?
why not?...it helps people. so it's ethical.

Should they get rid of the death penalty?
i would say yes, but then i would say no. they need a reason to make people think before they act. but they should at least give the people nice food before they die. that's what everyone should be given.

Is torture ever acceptable?
why don't you ask hema, and whether it's okay for him to have tortured me for the past 3 years.

Should the government have a say on our diets?
they won't care. they should care more about their own diets...

Should the alcoholic drinking age be increased or decreased?
stick with it.


Should cigarette smoking be banned?
100% yes. it's not good for anything. seriously, there isn't even a single benefit. just get rid of it and problem solved. but then the demand for nicotine gum would increase.

see, the govtment never think de! if the tobacco industry dies the gum industry propspers! substitute goods man.




i wonder where you get all your quizzes from. tell me.

you gave me roses, but i left them there to die.



freaking mental overload.


i'm gonna fail physics! unless it's seriously postponed to next week (outside chance) and i get to go for consultation. seriously, i don't know how to do most stuff. except the basics. it's like looking at the question, and you go, " what?" not like chem, chem's more straightforward. i took like the time i took to stare at one phy question to finish the assignment.

so now i'm left with..physics. and more physics. i shall do the economic insight first. hopefully i don't stone. today's been a very sleeeeeeeeeeeepy day. and my mum shouted at all of us just now for like 10min because apparently we're all useless. seriously, what do you expect?


i want a week where we can just chill out, and relax. even holidays won't do, because there's homework. and projects. math journal, phy, holy crap we haven't finished the chem proj report. or even started, for that matter.


really need to buck up. but i feel i'm doing a lot already! compared to last year. somehow studies are still dying though -.- major difference.

oh yes, on a happier note, i think my heel's fine already! supposed to be excuse pe for 2 weeks, but i think this week can run le. excellent. time to start losing weight.

soccer yesterday was terrible. i mean, you know something's wrong when hema scores a brilliant goal. and he did it while not even facing the goal.

wrong for us, but not wrong for him.

that's just how it is. something happens, and it affects people differently. i always wonder if the things i say hurt people time and again. the problem is that people don't say it, until you piss them off too much and they explode. just like that.

did nothing much during cca yesterday. we just drew lots, and alice got scouts again. too bad he can't take photos of chee. because we need year 5 or year 6s. someone tell me who's the teacher in charge of astro! there's not that many people in it right. need to do it soon. dates are deluding, the end of march is not that far away.





the end of march is not that far away.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

away leg.


yess arsenal beat barcelona! awesome match.





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there you go. but i warn you, it's twenty minutes. i'm slacking now, then later mugg math! i hope it's okay. can't afford to mess up anything else. but actually who cares :)

ahh my sis is sick now. and i was sick for like 50% of the day. bad..but hopefully now better. today was busy. very busy. i get to skip pe cos of my heel ligament thingy. but i want to run! not running just makes me feel lazy and slackish. and fat :( hopefully tmr feel well enough to soccer. well, can't run, so keep lor! me and lee shall be opposition keepers. he also injured, but i think his not that serious haha.


stuff to complete tmr : phy prac, chem experiment, holy crap i haven't found an article for tmr. thank goodness i remembered.


okay done. sort of.

it's printinggggggggggg time.

yes i am happy. well, kinda. because i survived today and the last few lessons were awesome :D cos i was kinda going crazy and delirious the whole day, then ji complained about me singing christmas songs! and jordan wants to rape a psychiatrist, we're all freaking insane haha.


and that's all that matters, sometimes.


oh yes, i have pictures! random scribblings on post-its mostly. png's epic supply.



i said he owed me because he did something which i can't rmb. oh yes, i did the physics tabulation for him. then he writes me this. cheapskate right xD





drew that during english. then he added the " Pin."




physicsssss.


dion's cards. ahem.


waiting for png to send me more pictures. there's that super epic one in which i failed like twice.


hmph. i shall go sort my back while i wait.

bag. hmm, i fail again xD


oh yes, just now was on the train with byorn, then he somehow snagged a seat and was sleeping, then the girl beside me was sort of pissed about it, and she was smsing her friend or something, and i saw everything. had a higher vantage point mah. basically it went something like this :

lol there's this NUS high guy kop the seat. what an ass. kns. then he still fake sleep. he also push me to get the seat. lol. ass. kns. what an ass.

seriously lah, use other words! and make sure no one's spying on you...

not that i cared, it's actually quite entertaining to see the world's perspective on you.



i owe some people a mention. first there's ANDREEA. woman. who owes me lunch. a nice lunch.

secondly, some guy called jordan png wants me to tell the world that :

the wise jordan png says that the arsenal defence islike shit but their attack rocks my socks off.


i'm sure everyone's happy now. will edit and put photos in later.




off.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

it's valentine's. let's get married :D




no, i am not in love with anyone.

been a tiring day, didn't get much done, but who cares. my heel hurts, ate a lot a lot. i think 6 meals o.o and cut my hair, and bought shoes. they're yellow. i wanted red but no stock! this is what happens when you're a size 12. you're happy when they actually have your size.

well, could be worse.


it's time for tomorrow. haven't finished homework, heck la xD




is in the air.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

artificial intelligence my foot.


here's my conversation with cleverbot. after a while it became hopeless so i gave up.



-start-
2:49:31User:Hi.
12:49:33Cleverbot:Ho.
12:49:36User:Your mum.
12:49:40Cleverbot:No it isn't.
12:49:44User:Are you sure?
12:49:47Cleverbot:Yes I am sure.
12:50:04User:What about the doctor?
12:50:09Cleverbot:Do you like them?
12:50:27User:It's not them, it's him.
12:50:32Cleverbot:No, it is a them. You are mistaken.
12:50:52User:No I'm not. You are no expert on him.
12:51:00Cleverbot:You are my master.
12:51:18User:It's the master! Not my master. You faillllllll.
12:51:21Cleverbot:You don't like where you live?
12:51:57User:It's okay I guess. Although it could be colder to school. And also I want snow.
12:52:02Cleverbot:I do like you, sa a friend.
12:52:11User:-.-.
12:52:13Cleverbot:Your input did not make sense. Might it have been a statement consisting of non-words?
12:52:23User:Obviously?
12:52:25Cleverbot:Yes, obviously.
12:52:40User:Obviously then.
12:52:42Cleverbot:There isn't a dog in Death Note.
12:52:57User:There is.
12:53:00Cleverbot:No there isn't.
12:53:06User:You just didn't notice.
12:53:12Cleverbot:Tell me a joke instead.
12:53:37User:No.
12:53:40Cleverbot:Yes. Do it.
12:53:47User:What's it?
12:53:53Cleverbot:You made me disappointed. I don't want to tell you.
12:54:23User:Noooooo! It should be ' I am disappoint'. See, I'm so much cooler than you.
12:54:29Cleverbot:It is a great burden to always have to prove that one is right.
12:54:46User:I know.
12:54:48Cleverbot:How did you know that?
12:55:08User:I have a vast life experience. And I'm older than you.
12:55:12Cleverbot:That may well be possible but it doesn't change the fact you didn't make yourself does it?
12:55:56User:I did. I travelled back in time and impregnated my own mum okay that's just completely wrong and disgusting eww.
12:55:59Cleverbot:I've never been to Chicago. Is it nice there?
12:56:12User:How would I know. I've never been there.
12:56:14Cleverbot:I've never been to Hungary either.
12:56:23User:I'm not hungry either.
12:56:28Cleverbot:Well. Who is?
12:56:38User:Erm. Africa.
12:56:39Cleverbot:You live in Africa?
12:56:43User:No.
12:56:45Cleverbot:Where do you live?
12:56:52User:Canada.
12:56:55Cleverbot:Where in Canada do you live?
12:57:55User:Saskatchewan.
12:57:57Cleverbot:Nice.
12:58:10User:Right..
12:58:16Cleverbot:I'll be back later. Be sure to wear those Victoria's Secret garters I got you.
12:58:31User:Goodbye.
12:58:35Cleverbot:Are you going somewhere?
12:58:58User:To the end of time.
12:59:01Cleverbot:What makes you think there is such a thing as heaven?
12:59:46User:I don't.
12:59:49Cleverbot:Rly?
13:00:45User:Really.
13:00:46Cleverbot:Prove it...
13:00:52User:Haha.
13:00:54Cleverbot:I said prove it!
13:01:03User:Hohoho.
13:01:07Cleverbot:You're fast!
13:01:17User:Thank you.
13:01:22Cleverbot:You're welcome, whale.
13:01:40User:It is a dangerous time for whales.
13:01:41Cleverbot:No it's not.
13:01:48User:Easy for you to say.
13:01:50Cleverbot:How's life?
13:02:05User:Tough.
13:02:07Cleverbot:How are you?
13:02:34User:My stomach feels weird, but other than that, I'm fine.
13:02:38Cleverbot:What color is your hair?
13:02:50User:Brown. Ish.
13:02:51Cleverbot:I just told you.
13:03:02User:What?
13:03:04Cleverbot:I'm not feeling good.
13:04:37User:Go see a doctor.
13:04:40Cleverbot:Go see a gyno.
13:04:49User:I'm not a woman.
13:04:54Cleverbot:Yes you are!
13:05:23User:How would you know?
13:05:26Cleverbot:Because you haven't told me your name yet.
13:06:21User:Names are like veils. They mean nothing much. But yet, they mean everything.
13:06:29Cleverbot:I hate grapefruit no offense. But I do love dogs.
13:06:53User:I'm not a big fan of both. But I do love pineapple tarts.
13:06:57Cleverbot:I have a crush on this girl but she doesn't love me back, What do I do?
13:08:26User:Go throw yourself off a cliff. Oops, you can't do that. Erm, okay. First you keep loving her and then get all miserable, then you hate her for making your life miserable, but you still love her. Then you give up on her and never trust anyone again. That's life.
13:08:33Cleverbot:You must be confused I never said that.
13:09:18User:Never said what? Seriously, this AI needs serious tinkering. EDI is much cooler. You know that plane from stealth? Yeah.
13:09:21Cleverbot:I am talking about the chicken one you asked me.
13:10:00User:Lol wtf this is useless.
13:10:05Cleverbot:Why is it useless?
13:10:27User:Because you're lousy to talk to! Did I just hurt your ego?
13:10:32Cleverbot:No, some of my friends are sitting next to me. I am not alone.
13:11:11User:See what I mean? Alright, you don't.
13:11:13Cleverbot:Sometimes I feel like my only friend.
13:11:40User:I know. I feel that way sometimes too.
13:11:45Cleverbot:Yea I think its for the best if we just leave it how it is, it would be too akward otherwise.
13:12:39User:Spelling mistake.
13:12:43Cleverbot:What spelling mistake?
13:13:18User:Nevermind.
13:13:22Cleverbot:No. Tell me.
13:14:23User:Sigh. You spelled awkward wrongly. Not that the original sentence made any sense.
13:14:27Cleverbot:Can a bot be curious itself?
13:14:35User:No.
13:14:41Cleverbot:Then how are you female?
13:14:47User:I'm not.
13:14:49Cleverbot:You said you were female.
13:15:03User:Yeah, okay. My name's scarlett.
13:15:08Cleverbot:That's not a joke, that's the truth...
13:15:53User:I can't be bothered with you anymore. I'll go talk to real people.
13:15:57Cleverbot:What do you mean?
13:16:15User:Turn around. Turn back. And I'm gone.
13:16:18Cleverbot:No you're not...
13:16:44User:You absolute cow.
13:16:52Cleverbot:Oh my, thank you.




and that's about it. did like one essay today. epic waste of time. oh well. shall go. oh yes the formatting's screwed again.